the first day of shitmas

the world can make you a little crazy sometimes. there's a lot of shit going on out there; a lot of shit at work. it can get overwhelming. how much shit do you really feel like paying attention to anyways? how much do you really expect yourself to give a shit? if you're like most of the assholes out there that i am forced through inevitability to associate with, probably not very much. and who can blame you; it's all so much easier if you don't. it should actually make you feel better that most people don't give a shit either. it's not just you. the only time you should ever give even half a shit is if it will cost you at least twice as much not to give that same shit. like the geyser belching millions of gallons of pure shit into the middle of the ocean right now. who gives a shit? mostly fish. maybe a few turtles and whales and shit. and who gives a fuck about them? the people that kill and sell them, that's who. the only reason they give a shit is because that's their ass and their wallet. the instant you start fucking with someone's cash they start giving a shit. i can fairly well guarantee you that neither barack obama nor anyone in the government actually gives a shit, because this hasn't started fucking with their cash yet. the world will keep shitting itself until someone cares enough to stop it. i'm sure when you were a little brat your mother wiped up your shit every day. think about how happy she would have been if she had just let you shit yourself constantly until your diaper ruptured and you just had to cry and roll around in shit while she watched the home shopping network and got fucked by your dad. when the smell got too bad she could just move out and let the next tenants deal with your shit. as a child, some of us catch vague allusions to this notion that you should, for some reason, give a shit. something about other people also giving a shit at the same time and how that is what is going to be expected of you as an adult. in your everyday life who, if anyone, do you witness giving half a shit about anything who is really in a position to do anything about it? the only people who pretend to give a shit are those who do so as an exercise to prove something to themselves, because they are aware on some level that they are in no position to actually do anything about it. as a child of society, i feel my role models represent my time well. there's so much shit out there that there is no reason to give a shit about any of it. and without caring about anything, there's no reason to hold oneself or one's society to ridiculous morals or ideals of responsibility. don't bother telling the truth, because everyone else on earth is a liar. they lie by telling you they give a shit when they don't. the ones that do it badly look all the more pathetic because they don't realize their lies are unnecessary: no one was listening anyways. you don't want facts, you want feelings, even if they are irrational. the old dying ones think about it as good vs evil. there are no such things. no one expects you to be good. it's time to legalize crime. a senseless reaction to a senseless world is the most natural thing.

life is a shit. now take a bite.